Britney Spears performance shows her life is our own

Yeah I missed the VMAs 2007, busy having a life, but I wasn't about to not search up Britney Spears comeback. Although in the end, I realized that she was the only one busy having a life, and I should have took my time out and just watched what she was giving. My review of the performance of "Gimme More":

Which I indeed throughly enjoyed, she looked hot, but perhaps a little pudgy. The song was jumping, she lacked dance skills, but as the song states, she's the "center of attention". I forgot how tired I was by the music out there and their lack of visual stimulus, I watch her and Beyonce, and I feel like I have been transferred into this fantasy world that doesn't exist. Lately, Beyonce has been losing whatever quality that kept me interested before, but Britney intrigues the world somehow. I'd seriously like to realize why, and I certainly have all sorts of theories, but in the end she just reminds me of myself. I wonder if that's the attraction other people have towards her.

This beautiful tragic version of my own inadequacies, I grew up with the song, "I'm a Slave 4 U", thinking of my high school crush. "I'm not a girl, Not yet a woman" was the song that described the feelings of going from high school to college. "Sometimes" captured the usual bi-polar-ness that every high school girl seems to suffer from, hormones going wild, making the rules of the world suddenly all seem under investigation.

"Gimme More" catches onto the early twenties woman part of me, who just wants the attention and more of the wildness of youth. I'm going to download the song today, I might even buy it, and I'm going to put it on my mp3 player, and atleast pretend I'm allowed to have more. Although Britney and I finally diverged paths, she never grew up and I, and probably most of her fans have became real young adults, I can't help but think that I'd liked to have some of the more, she exclaims in her latest single.

A miracle cure for female Depression

I'm pretty happy to be who I am today, generally I'm terribly depressed and morbid mostly because my whole day is surrounding which celebrity screwed up their lives most. But today I am happy, only because I saw Lizzie Grubman's teared up and overly tan skinned, and her short raggedy bleached hair was icing on the cake of my depression.

She is the epitome of the adage, "money can't buy you class", although some people generally refer that to Britney Spears, I personally believe she just doesn't spend her money. While Grubman seems to overspend it on fake luxuries that won't hide her ethnicity or her ugliness. Although I don't know any ethnicity that is orange shade with straw colored hair, maybe Oompa Loompa's but she'd be even a stange sect of those people.

I'm just happy about me today, my hair is long and healthy, my skin isn't faked baked, and I can walk the streets without people puking when they see me. She is the cure for any depression.

The Most Important Story of The Year

Okay, alot of things have happened in the world of celebrity gossip, that I did not care about much at all actually. Britney Spears appearing fat and crazy; Lindsay Lohan manifesting the definition of cocaine whore; and the Beckhams coming to the United States; basically all a bunch of news not worth reporting twice.

Yet this: this should be reported in bold print and large font:

JESSICA ALBA FINALLY BROKE UP WITH CASH

According to US WEEKLY, one of the most respectable celebrity gossip rags around, reports that Jessica Alba dumped Cash over the phone, and cold-heartedly sent her assistant to throw out all of Cash's things. Cash Warren, Spike TV's "Luckiest Bastard", is now out in the cold, a Yale Grad and an ex-boyfriend of Jessica Alba, I doubt he won't find another great girl to fill her shoes, but she will never be a JESSICA ALBA. US WEEKLY, also reports that Cash believes there is another man, but he doesn't know who the other man is.

MEDIAtakeout, takes a bold guess and says it is 50 CENT, the incredibly stupid and unattractive rapper, who can atleast claim that he does have some talent laying down rhymes as well as being around town with alot of other famous and beautiful ladies. I could name a list of women, but I would have to diverge from the more important story. Jessica Alba dating a rapper? Is she trying to pull a J.LO?? I would be really happy if I saw her everyday on MTV videos singing on some track and dancing, even if she was bumping and grinding to the ugliest rapper in the business. (Well he is second to Eminem, in my personal opinion.) I really like to see her dance, this relationship could pull her career to another level or pull it down. I know alot of people are surprised that she is a latina, many think that she is white, and for some reason it is seen as unacceptable for white women to date black men. Jessica Alba will have to push out the latina side to recover from that and be named America's Mexican Sweetheart as Jennifer Lopez is often mistitled.

Below is a clip of 50 CENT introducing Jessica Alba to an audience in Europe. Can you see chemistry between the two?