The Most Important Story of The Year

Okay, alot of things have happened in the world of celebrity gossip, that I did not care about much at all actually. Britney Spears appearing fat and crazy; Lindsay Lohan manifesting the definition of cocaine whore; and the Beckhams coming to the United States; basically all a bunch of news not worth reporting twice.

Yet this: this should be reported in bold print and large font:

JESSICA ALBA FINALLY BROKE UP WITH CASH

According to US WEEKLY, one of the most respectable celebrity gossip rags around, reports that Jessica Alba dumped Cash over the phone, and cold-heartedly sent her assistant to throw out all of Cash's things. Cash Warren, Spike TV's "Luckiest Bastard", is now out in the cold, a Yale Grad and an ex-boyfriend of Jessica Alba, I doubt he won't find another great girl to fill her shoes, but she will never be a JESSICA ALBA. US WEEKLY, also reports that Cash believes there is another man, but he doesn't know who the other man is.

MEDIAtakeout, takes a bold guess and says it is 50 CENT, the incredibly stupid and unattractive rapper, who can atleast claim that he does have some talent laying down rhymes as well as being around town with alot of other famous and beautiful ladies. I could name a list of women, but I would have to diverge from the more important story. Jessica Alba dating a rapper? Is she trying to pull a J.LO?? I would be really happy if I saw her everyday on MTV videos singing on some track and dancing, even if she was bumping and grinding to the ugliest rapper in the business. (Well he is second to Eminem, in my personal opinion.) I really like to see her dance, this relationship could pull her career to another level or pull it down. I know alot of people are surprised that she is a latina, many think that she is white, and for some reason it is seen as unacceptable for white women to date black men. Jessica Alba will have to push out the latina side to recover from that and be named America's Mexican Sweetheart as Jennifer Lopez is often mistitled.

Below is a clip of 50 CENT introducing Jessica Alba to an audience in Europe. Can you see chemistry between the two?