Showing posts with label 50 cent. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 50 cent. Show all posts

Thursday, July 26, 2007

The Most Important Story of The Year --- Continued

So alot of people are questioning the reliability of MEDIAtakeout's story. I know people makeup a bunch of lies and over-exaggerate, so I headed out with my trusty Google to find out just a little bit more of the story and the big news is?

JESSICA ALBA NOT ONLY WAS IN AMSTERDAM WITH 50 CENT, SHE WAS ALSO IN PARIS, THE CITY OF LOVE WITH 50 CENT


A Rolling Stones reporter was blogging about his oh-so-great-life and mentioned that he skipped attending 50 Cent's concert in Paris, because he was tired and wanted to rest up at the Hemingway bar. There alot of people stopped by and one of them as the night drew on was Jessica Alba. Jessica Alba was definetly in the Netherlands with 50 cent on June 30th, but she was also within the vicinity of 50 cent on July 8th, accourding to his tour dates and the Rolling Stone reporter. Then two weeks later she split from Cash Warren, with Cash thinking there is another guy?? Hmmm....

The following is just gossip, but if they had dinner in the the Netherlands, what stops love-making in Paris?

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

The Most Important Story of The Year

Okay, alot of things have happened in the world of celebrity gossip, that I did not care about much at all actually. Britney Spears appearing fat and crazy; Lindsay Lohan manifesting the definition of cocaine whore; and the Beckhams coming to the United States; basically all a bunch of news not worth reporting twice.

Yet this: this should be reported in bold print and large font:

JESSICA ALBA FINALLY BROKE UP WITH CASH


According to US WEEKLY, one of the most respectable celebrity gossip rags around, reports that Jessica Alba dumped Cash over the phone, and cold-heartedly sent her assistant to throw out all of Cash's things. Cash Warren, Spike TV's "Luckiest Bastard", is now out in the cold, a Yale Grad and an ex-boyfriend of Jessica Alba, I doubt he won't find another great girl to fill her shoes, but she will never be a JESSICA ALBA. US WEEKLY, also reports that Cash believes there is another man, but he doesn't know who the other man is.

MEDIAtakeout, takes a bold guess and says it is 50 CENT, the incredibly stupid and unattractive rapper, who can atleast claim that he does have some talent laying down rhymes as well as being around town with alot of other famous and beautiful ladies. I could name a list of women, but I would have to diverge from the more important story. Jessica Alba dating a rapper? Is she trying to pull a J.LO?? I would be really happy if I saw her everyday on MTV videos singing on some track and dancing, even if she was bumping and grinding to the ugliest rapper in the business. (Well he is second to Eminem, in my personal opinion.) I really like to see her dance, this relationship could pull her career to another level or pull it down. I know alot of people are surprised that she is a latina, many think that she is white, and for some reason it is seen as unacceptable for white women to date black men. Jessica Alba will have to push out the latina side to recover from that and be named America's Mexican Sweetheart as Jennifer Lopez is often mistitled.

Below is a clip of 50 CENT introducing Jessica Alba to an audience in Europe. Can you see chemistry between the two?