My Naughty Habits

I love watching television. I cut that habit by not having a television. But now that I have google reader, I keep up on all my favorite television blogs, which also updates me on a few movies as well. All downloaded, uploaded, and viewed in precious illegality. But today, I was really dismayed by this whole thing. I had to wait for the bathroom, and didn't feel like reading any articles or blogs, so I thought about watching some tv, and looked through the list, and there was Quantum of Solace. I just remembered hearing that it didn't come out in the US until tomorrow, but here it was in perfect quality waiting for me to watch it now. Conveniently, while waiting for my roommate to finish using the bathroom. I felt sort of ashamed as I pressed play and as a person who has daily dreams of being in Hollywood.

But then I think it's their own fault. The prices continually went up on tickets and never dropped. The movies are all the same, and 80% of them really do suck. They are waiting too long to bring them out to DVD. They don't try and work out more deals with different mediums, such as Netflix Watch Now. The television networks use streaming, which is choppy with my slow network.

I think they don't understand that the majority of viewers will not download the movies or shows. It takes too much space on our hard drives. I don't find it inconvenient to go to the networks' websites. I don't even mind the ads, I prefer them to the porn ads, I get in all these illegal sites. But I as a consumer, feel like they drove me to this.

I feel the same way about the music industry. Except now I believe that they are almost too late. They drove up the cost of an album to almost $20 -25, when their competitors had it for free? Very silly. The cost of an album should be $5 -15. They should include exclusive passwords to get online content with the album, which might offer discounts on shows, t-shirts, or posters. That would easily stop me from downloading. They should work with artists to create solid albums, instead of singles. They should offer more decent pop acts, better than Taylor Swift or Katy Perry, who to me seem like more of an embarrassment to my own childhood than musicians.

Bristol Palin shows everyone how to do Alaskan Slut

The tramp keeps it republican by drinking with a bouffant hairstyle while showing that she's so myspace with a cellphone in hand.



Look Alaskans keepin' it gangsta. I'm sure if Obama had his daughters doing this he would never even be considered.

This whole election is a celebfest, I know some people think it is wrong to judge a political leader by their children, but I don't. It shows their leadership skills by looking at their family. You see girls on myspace like this all the time, don't you ever question what kind of parent raised them? Why do they think drinking and guns are something to be so proud of?

Don't they have anyone to tell them that there are more important things in life? I don't necessarily think that having a child out of wedlock is embarrassing though, but posting boozy pics like this on your myspace is.

You know that ugly blond from HSM is a waste

celebrities like this are a waste of space. (here she is doing something Aug 20, 2008 -- i hope whoever took this got no money at all)

remember when the paparazzi photos were great?

and there was lilo, britney spears, and others just going crazy and wild?

but boring ugly people like this is like people watching at a West Virginia Wal-mart.

What is black cool (to the editorial staff of Ebony Magazine)?

It's nice to see this assortment of "black cool" which was featured on Ebony. Although, I probably would have left a few off, and put a few others on. I mean where is Jimi Hendrix? Where is Little Richard? But whatever....I'm just glad to see Obama.

Showing Love for Kanye West's Love of New Talent

I'm sort of partially in love with Kanye West, I still sort of hate on him for his "Gold Digger" song, where he says, "he leave yo' ass for a white girl", which in reality is just stereotype and not at all true. (I shall elaborate on this, hopefully in another post.)

Anyway, I'm in love with him of late, for introducing so many female Hip Hop Stars. Mostly Estelle, and a little bit Kid Sister, for her originality.

Estelle has one of those enchanting voices you don't hear often, and I hope people will be able to appreciate her for what she's worth.

Kid Sister, is mildly attractive in a blond bimbo sort of way, and her song is classless, but at the same time, it's refreshing to see someone new once again. Kid Sister was featured in W magazine, in an article that I couldn't read through, because it was terribly boring. I had other things to do, like stare mindlessly at the wall.

Am I the only one bothered by this?

"Korean Baby Sings Hey Jude"

This just reminds me of all the caricatures of black children, that are somehow now allowed for Asian children. The joke still seems to be on every non-white person.

"Who said Watermillon?"

Deprived Hungry Children in Hollywood

I have recently come across a picture of a starving deprived child from somewhere in Hollywood that needs the help of the UN. Please visit freerice.com in order to feed children such as her, it is deplorable that Hollywood can only circulate organic cocaine and has not been able to import food.

Blond Supermodel, Doutzen Kroes, prefers Dark Men that like her butt

This is probably the weirdest thing I ever posted, published in a Dutch newspaper,

"I represent a young, healthy woman, I am not as thin as the rest of the models. This has advantages, but also disadvantages, because it is always a bit from a outsider. But yes, I also have a private life. I fall for dark men who love curves and eh, I am very proud of my ass, hahaha."

I don't know why I'm publishing this. Perhaps for hits from this site: White Women Black Men

Lately, I here every blog I go to refer to this sites, where they get an unusual amount of traffic from it for the most random reasons. This is a definitive reason.

There is a thumbnail of Doutzen Kroes who is rumoured to be romantically linked to "neo-soul artist" Maxwell below:

What you need to know about Natural Capitalism

I'm still trying to wrap my head around Capitalism, but the new theory of Natural Capitalism seems to be much more to my liking. Mother Jones, describes the idea as such;

"Everyone is familiar with the traditional definition of capital as accumulated wealth in the form of investments, factories, and equipment. "Natural capital," on the other hand, comprises the resources we use, both nonrenewable (oil, coal, metal ore) and renewable (forests, fisheries, grasslands)."

You can find out more and have the authors speak at your event through Natural Capitalism, Inc.

Random notes from Promises Rehab Center

• Everyone wants Zac Efron to be gay.
• Perez Hilton admits to his Secret Lover.
• Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon gave birth to twins.
• Jessica Simpson joins the View for two days. (Two Republican Dumb Blonds! This will be thrilling.)
• Lenny Kravitz hangs out with his beautiful daughter Zoe.
• Avril Lavigne won't quit yelling at those innocent kids.
• Yeeeah lists the great reasons why Lilo's engangement to LooSoo will work
• And a woman is accused of stealing a man's erections

This and other notes all available during computer time at Promises, I swear my addiction will be over soon!

Are racy pics of Rihanna and out of work white hottie even out there?

According to Page Six, Rihanna and Josh Hartnett supposedly have racy pictures of them making out. I'm doing everything I can to look for them but I can't find them!

They started seeing each other after TRL and have been hot and heavy ever since. This is boring news, and I wouldn't have posted it, but I'm just really bothered by the lack of notorious pictures.

Anyway these are the pics I could find:

The Sweater Dilemma: Choosing the Right Sweater for the New Global Warming Winter

I consider myself a person of style, but right now I have a little personal dilemma. I have no stylish sweaters. Thankfully global warming this fall made it possible for me to not need a sweater, but as winter approaches I need at least one sweater to become a part of a wardrobe.

I saw a really cute sweater at Bluefly. Bluefly sent me an email where I could somehow get a $30 discount off of an $150 order if I went through the email, if you would like the discount email, comment with your email address and I will forward you the discount.

Anyway I saw this really cute white sweater, which really symbolized who I was becoming in a style sense. Except I wasn't sure my lifestyle could pull off the white color as a primary sweater. I'm a student, I hang out with a bunch of frat guys and freshmen, on a daily basis, I take the bus, not a cab, and I am apt to get a stain once and awhile, no matter how hard I try.

So I decided to check out Macy's the store I was practically born and raised in and I saw Calvin Klein doing a rather elegant, relaxed, chic sweater in gray.

Both sweaters being well beyond my means at the moment, but I can dream of being able to afford one!

Pretty lame but now that I have found out about how much more effective pricey makeup and skincare is most of my spending money goes towards that nowadays.

JOB stands for JUST OVER BROKE

I'm in such a good mood. What a sense of relief to realize that I don't require a J-O-B, Gawker's featured "Ask Tionna" section talked about the perils of working, with so much realization and understanding of what it is I am, and certainly everyone is going through.

"What we all have to remember is JOB stands for JUST OVER BROKE."

This has certainly been the case for me the past year. It's been awhile since I have been on a career path as Tionna calls it. I need to focus on that and just quit thinking the JOB will make my life.

I have a professor this semester, who told the class about his experience at a job interview, where the interviewer was so rude and started yelling at him, saying something about how my professor is one of those people who stole his job. So my professor quietly packed his things, and the interviewer said, "I'm not done interviewing you!" My professor responded methodically, "You are done."

Then my professor left the office with dignity in tact. This and what Tionna mentioned in her feature are really true revelations on how I want to position myself in the workforce. I realize that although a job is hard to come by at times, there are tons of jobs out there to find.

Also I have to be more particular, I need to go back to the idea of career path, rather then JOB.

Who wouldn't touch Kim K, Superstar?

Everything is going wrong with the world. That politics and newsworthy has to stumble to this to allow people to cope, and this is the Kim K 'Superstar' and Pete Wentz 'Supersleaze' are back torecurring their sexual tension at Hollywood Life Style Awards.

The Hollywood Life Style Awards, which occurred on October 7, 2007, had many things happening, but only one that I am willing to report about. Pete Wentz looked truly bored of his Sugar Momma and excited to see old flame Kim K.

Kim K, although not someone to be rocked around during his faux-punkyboppers fans, she is the woman most men have some animal attraction too.

Asslee, although beautiful, its only in a Skipper Barbie kind of way. That sort of only attractive to her faux-punkybopper fans.

She seems overly possessive of Pete anyway. I bet he's suffocating. Look how she grabs his hand and makes sure they are touching. A definite sign of being needy and possessive, especially with her grabbing so close to Pete's public goods.

It must have been a relief to see old fling, Kim K, who talked to Jonathan Jaxson about her fling and has said that Wentz broke it off with Asslee and they started cozying up on March 15 at Teddy's nightclub.

So to get a glimpse of gorgeous Kim K, must have been a relief on his burdened soul! The passion from Fall Out Boy's music video might have just reignited!

More pics of Pete Wentz and others at the event:

Jail is just a place for criminals to talk not screw

I've never been particularly scared of prison, mostly because I'm a female, and female prisons are renowned for being pretty tame. But the male prisons always scared me, until I read this essay by Jim Goad, entitled "You meet the Nicest People in Prison".

The popular myth is that convicts will force you to either "fight or fuck." In reality, the most coercive thing another inmate did to me was to reach down from his bunk, wake me up, and politely ask me to roll over because I was snoring too loudly.

It sort of made me realize how silly I was to base my information on tv shows and movies, the thing that aired a popular television show, "Friends" set in NYC without airing any black people even walking on the street, until an NAACP issue arised. Anyway, nice to see that jail is a friendly place to stay.

Icon War in order to distract yourself

Lately, I am having too much fun to consider going to class and I'm way to scared about job rejections to get off the computer. Watching this video Icon War, has been a way to distract me from the disappointments of life, I wish Jacob Brighton would have thought of something similar. Crazy kid.

I always wish schools had a class about managing personal issues. I was researching Japanese education and they had etiquette classes, to teach students proper ways to behave. I wish Americans would adopt new teaching methods, because honestly we have the craziest types of people.

Let's all start giving out refusal job rejection letters

Last night I had a phone-in job interview for a production company I really want to work for. I hope I get the job. But if I don't I'm quite sure that I'm going to follow this guy's example, he refused his job rejection!

Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109


Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely, Chris L. Jensen

More Breaking News in the Romance of Jessica Alba

Although in unspoken news many of us considered Cash Warren and Jessica Alba together, I am almost more then happy to report infidelity on Cash Warren's part. That lucky bastard had to be stupid!

Right after Jessica Alba gave him another chance he slipped into the arms of a model, Vera Mishina, InTouch recently reports. This caused a permanent break-up between Jessica Alba and Cash Warren.

Hopefully Jessica will move into the arms of someone who isn't such a dog!

More photos of Vera below:



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Megan Fox; is she a patient of the new Laser Reshaped Nose Jobs?

In three months time she has a new nose without any swelling. It could be a definite possibility that she got the newest latest procedure in cosmetic surgery.

This procedure which is mentioned in Innovation Reports, is as follows;

"So far, the problem of crooked nasal septum has been solved only through surgical operation. However, this operation is very traumatic, it is performed under general anaesthetic and is connected with significant loss of blood. Therefore, not all patients agree to this operation, although it required by many – almost every fifth person. A new approach allows to do without any surgical operation, replacing the operation by a painless ten-minute procedure."

Celebrities oftentimes are able to get the latest techniques of plastic surgery, and if starlet, Megan Fox received this treatment it certainly seems to her benefit.

Another possible procedure is described by Dr. Alexander Rivkin on the Tyra show, another non-invasive rhinosplasty.

Dr. Alexander Rivkin Performing The Non Surgical Nose Job - Watch the best video clips here

Britney Spears performance shows her life is our own

Yeah I missed the VMAs 2007, busy having a life, but I wasn't about to not search up Britney Spears comeback. Although in the end, I realized that she was the only one busy having a life, and I should have took my time out and just watched what she was giving. My review of the performance of "Gimme More":

Which I indeed throughly enjoyed, she looked hot, but perhaps a little pudgy. The song was jumping, she lacked dance skills, but as the song states, she's the "center of attention". I forgot how tired I was by the music out there and their lack of visual stimulus, I watch her and Beyonce, and I feel like I have been transferred into this fantasy world that doesn't exist. Lately, Beyonce has been losing whatever quality that kept me interested before, but Britney intrigues the world somehow. I'd seriously like to realize why, and I certainly have all sorts of theories, but in the end she just reminds me of myself. I wonder if that's the attraction other people have towards her.

This beautiful tragic version of my own inadequacies, I grew up with the song, "I'm a Slave 4 U", thinking of my high school crush. "I'm not a girl, Not yet a woman" was the song that described the feelings of going from high school to college. "Sometimes" captured the usual bi-polar-ness that every high school girl seems to suffer from, hormones going wild, making the rules of the world suddenly all seem under investigation.

"Gimme More" catches onto the early twenties woman part of me, who just wants the attention and more of the wildness of youth. I'm going to download the song today, I might even buy it, and I'm going to put it on my mp3 player, and atleast pretend I'm allowed to have more. Although Britney and I finally diverged paths, she never grew up and I, and probably most of her fans have became real young adults, I can't help but think that I'd liked to have some of the more, she exclaims in her latest single.