- Everyone wants Zac Efron to be gay.
- Perez Hilton admits to his Secret Lover.
- Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon gave birth to twins.
- Jessica Simpson joins the View for two days. (Two Republican Dumb Blonds! This will be thrilling.)
- Lenny Kravitz hangs out with his beautiful daughter Zoe.
- Avril Lavigne won't quit yelling at those innocent kids.
- Yeeeah lists the great reasons why Lilo's engangement to LooSoo will work
- And a woman is accused of stealing a man's erections
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