Thursday, September 13, 2007

Jail is just a place for criminals to talk not screw





I've never been particularly scared of prison, mostly because I'm a female, and female prisons are renowned for being pretty tame. But the male prisons always scared me, until I read this essay by Jim Goad, entitled "You meet the Nicest People in Prison".

The popular myth is that convicts will force you to either "fight or fuck." In reality, the most coercive thing another inmate did to me was to reach down from his bunk, wake me up, and politely ask me to roll over because I was snoring too loudly.


It sort of made me realize how silly I was to base my information on tv shows and movies, the thing that aired a popular television show, "Friends" set in NYC without airing any black people even walking on the street, until an NAACP issue arised. Anyway, nice to see that jail is a friendly place to stay.

Icon War in order to distract yourself



Lately, I am having too much fun to consider going to class and I'm way to scared about job rejections to get off the computer. Watching this video Icon War, has been a way to distract me from the disappointments of life, I wish Jacob Brighton would have thought of something similar. Crazy kid.

I always wish schools had a class about managing personal issues. I was researching Japanese education and they had etiquette classes, to teach students proper ways to behave. I wish Americans would adopt new teaching methods, because honestly we have the craziest types of people.

Let's all start giving out refusal job rejection letters



Last night I had a phone-in job interview for a production company I really want to work for. I hope I get the job. But if I don't I'm quite sure that I'm going to follow this guy's example, he refused his job rejection!

Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109


Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely, Chris L. Jensen

More Breaking News in the Romance of Jessica Alba



Although in unspoken news many of us considered Cash Warren and Jessica Alba together, I am almost more then happy to report infidelity on Cash Warren's part. That lucky bastard had to be stupid!

Right after Jessica Alba gave him another chance he slipped into the arms of a model, Vera Mishina, InTouch recently reports. This caused a permanent break-up between Jessica Alba and Cash Warren.

Hopefully Jessica will move into the arms of someone who isn't such a dog!

More photos of Vera below:



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Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Megan Fox; is she a patient of the new Laser Reshaped Nose Jobs?



In three months time she has a new nose without any swelling. It could be a definite possibility that she got the newest latest procedure in cosmetic surgery.



This procedure which is mentioned in Innovation Reports, is as follows;

"So far, the problem of crooked nasal septum has been solved only through surgical operation. However, this operation is very traumatic, it is performed under general anaesthetic and is connected with significant loss of blood. Therefore, not all patients agree to this operation, although it required by many – almost every fifth person. A new approach allows to do without any surgical operation, replacing the operation by a painless ten-minute procedure."
Celebrities oftentimes are able to get the latest techniques of plastic surgery, and if starlet, Megan Fox received this treatment it certainly seems to her benefit.




Another possible procedure is described by Dr. Alexander Rivkin on the Tyra show, another non-invasive rhinosplasty.

Sunday, September 9, 2007

Britney Spears performance shows her life is our own



Yeah I missed the VMAs 2007, busy having a life, but I wasn't about to not search up Britney Spears comeback. Although in the end, I realized that she was the only one busy having a life, and I should have took my time out and just watched what she was giving. My review of the performance of "Gimme More":



Which I indeed throughly enjoyed, she looked hot, but perhaps a little pudgy. The song was jumping, she lacked dance skills, but as the song states, she's the "center of attention". I forgot how tired I was by the music out there and their lack of visual stimulus, I watch her and Beyonce, and I feel like I have been transferred into this fantasy world that doesn't exist. Lately, Beyonce has been losing whatever quality that kept me interested before, but Britney intrigues the world somehow. I'd seriously like to realize why, and I certainly have all sorts of theories, but in the end she just reminds me of myself. I wonder if that's the attraction other people have towards her.

This beautiful tragic version of my own inadequacies, I grew up with the song, "I'm a Slave 4 U", thinking of my high school crush. "I'm not a girl, Not yet a woman" was the song that described the feelings of going from high school to college. "Sometimes" captured the usual bi-polar-ness that every high school girl seems to suffer from, hormones going wild, making the rules of the world suddenly all seem under investigation.

"Gimme More" catches onto the early twenties woman part of me, who just wants the attention and more of the wildness of youth. I'm going to download the song today, I might even buy it, and I'm going to put it on my mp3 player, and atleast pretend I'm allowed to have more. Although Britney and I finally diverged paths, she never grew up and I, and probably most of her fans have became real young adults, I can't help but think that I'd liked to have some of the more, she exclaims in her latest single.