Blond Supermodel, Doutzen Kroes, prefers Dark Men that like her butt

This is probably the weirdest thing I ever posted, published in a Dutch newspaper,

"I represent a young, healthy woman, I am not as thin as the rest of the models. This has advantages, but also disadvantages, because it is always a bit from a outsider. But yes, I also have a private life. I fall for dark men who love curves and eh, I am very proud of my ass, hahaha."

I don't know why I'm publishing this. Perhaps for hits from this site: White Women Black Men

Lately, I here every blog I go to refer to this sites, where they get an unusual amount of traffic from it for the most random reasons. This is a definitive reason.

There is a thumbnail of Doutzen Kroes who is rumoured to be romantically linked to "neo-soul artist" Maxwell below:

What you need to know about Natural Capitalism

I'm still trying to wrap my head around Capitalism, but the new theory of Natural Capitalism seems to be much more to my liking. Mother Jones, describes the idea as such;

"Everyone is familiar with the traditional definition of capital as accumulated wealth in the form of investments, factories, and equipment. "Natural capital," on the other hand, comprises the resources we use, both nonrenewable (oil, coal, metal ore) and renewable (forests, fisheries, grasslands)."

You can find out more and have the authors speak at your event through Natural Capitalism, Inc.

Random notes from Promises Rehab Center

• Everyone wants Zac Efron to be gay.
• Perez Hilton admits to his Secret Lover.
• Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon gave birth to twins.
• Jessica Simpson joins the View for two days. (Two Republican Dumb Blonds! This will be thrilling.)
• Lenny Kravitz hangs out with his beautiful daughter Zoe.
• Avril Lavigne won't quit yelling at those innocent kids.
• Yeeeah lists the great reasons why Lilo's engangement to LooSoo will work
• And a woman is accused of stealing a man's erections

This and other notes all available during computer time at Promises, I swear my addiction will be over soon!

Are racy pics of Rihanna and out of work white hottie even out there?

According to Page Six, Rihanna and Josh Hartnett supposedly have racy pictures of them making out. I'm doing everything I can to look for them but I can't find them!

They started seeing each other after TRL and have been hot and heavy ever since. This is boring news, and I wouldn't have posted it, but I'm just really bothered by the lack of notorious pictures.

Anyway these are the pics I could find:

The Sweater Dilemma: Choosing the Right Sweater for the New Global Warming Winter

I consider myself a person of style, but right now I have a little personal dilemma. I have no stylish sweaters. Thankfully global warming this fall made it possible for me to not need a sweater, but as winter approaches I need at least one sweater to become a part of a wardrobe.

I saw a really cute sweater at Bluefly. Bluefly sent me an email where I could somehow get a $30 discount off of an $150 order if I went through the email, if you would like the discount email, comment with your email address and I will forward you the discount.

Anyway I saw this really cute white sweater, which really symbolized who I was becoming in a style sense. Except I wasn't sure my lifestyle could pull off the white color as a primary sweater. I'm a student, I hang out with a bunch of frat guys and freshmen, on a daily basis, I take the bus, not a cab, and I am apt to get a stain once and awhile, no matter how hard I try.

So I decided to check out Macy's the store I was practically born and raised in and I saw Calvin Klein doing a rather elegant, relaxed, chic sweater in gray.

Both sweaters being well beyond my means at the moment, but I can dream of being able to afford one!

Pretty lame but now that I have found out about how much more effective pricey makeup and skincare is most of my spending money goes towards that nowadays.

JOB stands for JUST OVER BROKE

I'm in such a good mood. What a sense of relief to realize that I don't require a J-O-B, Gawker's featured "Ask Tionna" section talked about the perils of working, with so much realization and understanding of what it is I am, and certainly everyone is going through.

"What we all have to remember is JOB stands for JUST OVER BROKE."

This has certainly been the case for me the past year. It's been awhile since I have been on a career path as Tionna calls it. I need to focus on that and just quit thinking the JOB will make my life.

I have a professor this semester, who told the class about his experience at a job interview, where the interviewer was so rude and started yelling at him, saying something about how my professor is one of those people who stole his job. So my professor quietly packed his things, and the interviewer said, "I'm not done interviewing you!" My professor responded methodically, "You are done."

Then my professor left the office with dignity in tact. This and what Tionna mentioned in her feature are really true revelations on how I want to position myself in the workforce. I realize that although a job is hard to come by at times, there are tons of jobs out there to find.

Also I have to be more particular, I need to go back to the idea of career path, rather then JOB.

Who wouldn't touch Kim K, Superstar?

Everything is going wrong with the world. That politics and newsworthy has to stumble to this to allow people to cope, and this is the Kim K 'Superstar' and Pete Wentz 'Supersleaze' are back torecurring their sexual tension at Hollywood Life Style Awards.

The Hollywood Life Style Awards, which occurred on October 7, 2007, had many things happening, but only one that I am willing to report about. Pete Wentz looked truly bored of his Sugar Momma and excited to see old flame Kim K.

Kim K, although not someone to be rocked around during his faux-punkyboppers fans, she is the woman most men have some animal attraction too.

Asslee, although beautiful, its only in a Skipper Barbie kind of way. That sort of only attractive to her faux-punkybopper fans.

She seems overly possessive of Pete anyway. I bet he's suffocating. Look how she grabs his hand and makes sure they are touching. A definite sign of being needy and possessive, especially with her grabbing so close to Pete's public goods.

It must have been a relief to see old fling, Kim K, who talked to Jonathan Jaxson about her fling and has said that Wentz broke it off with Asslee and they started cozying up on March 15 at Teddy's nightclub.

So to get a glimpse of gorgeous Kim K, must have been a relief on his burdened soul! The passion from Fall Out Boy's music video might have just reignited!

More pics of Pete Wentz and others at the event:

Jail is just a place for criminals to talk not screw

I've never been particularly scared of prison, mostly because I'm a female, and female prisons are renowned for being pretty tame. But the male prisons always scared me, until I read this essay by Jim Goad, entitled "You meet the Nicest People in Prison".

The popular myth is that convicts will force you to either "fight or fuck." In reality, the most coercive thing another inmate did to me was to reach down from his bunk, wake me up, and politely ask me to roll over because I was snoring too loudly.

It sort of made me realize how silly I was to base my information on tv shows and movies, the thing that aired a popular television show, "Friends" set in NYC without airing any black people even walking on the street, until an NAACP issue arised. Anyway, nice to see that jail is a friendly place to stay.

Icon War in order to distract yourself

Lately, I am having too much fun to consider going to class and I'm way to scared about job rejections to get off the computer. Watching this video Icon War, has been a way to distract me from the disappointments of life, I wish Jacob Brighton would have thought of something similar. Crazy kid.

I always wish schools had a class about managing personal issues. I was researching Japanese education and they had etiquette classes, to teach students proper ways to behave. I wish Americans would adopt new teaching methods, because honestly we have the craziest types of people.

Let's all start giving out refusal job rejection letters

Last night I had a phone-in job interview for a production company I really want to work for. I hope I get the job. But if I don't I'm quite sure that I'm going to follow this guy's example, he refused his job rejection!

Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109


Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely, Chris L. Jensen

More Breaking News in the Romance of Jessica Alba

Although in unspoken news many of us considered Cash Warren and Jessica Alba together, I am almost more then happy to report infidelity on Cash Warren's part. That lucky bastard had to be stupid!

Right after Jessica Alba gave him another chance he slipped into the arms of a model, Vera Mishina, InTouch recently reports. This caused a permanent break-up between Jessica Alba and Cash Warren.

Hopefully Jessica will move into the arms of someone who isn't such a dog!

More photos of Vera below:



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Megan Fox; is she a patient of the new Laser Reshaped Nose Jobs?

In three months time she has a new nose without any swelling. It could be a definite possibility that she got the newest latest procedure in cosmetic surgery.

This procedure which is mentioned in Innovation Reports, is as follows;

"So far, the problem of crooked nasal septum has been solved only through surgical operation. However, this operation is very traumatic, it is performed under general anaesthetic and is connected with significant loss of blood. Therefore, not all patients agree to this operation, although it required by many – almost every fifth person. A new approach allows to do without any surgical operation, replacing the operation by a painless ten-minute procedure."

Celebrities oftentimes are able to get the latest techniques of plastic surgery, and if starlet, Megan Fox received this treatment it certainly seems to her benefit.

Another possible procedure is described by Dr. Alexander Rivkin on the Tyra show, another non-invasive rhinosplasty.

Dr. Alexander Rivkin Performing The Non Surgical Nose Job - Watch the best video clips here

Britney Spears performance shows her life is our own

Yeah I missed the VMAs 2007, busy having a life, but I wasn't about to not search up Britney Spears comeback. Although in the end, I realized that she was the only one busy having a life, and I should have took my time out and just watched what she was giving. My review of the performance of "Gimme More":

Which I indeed throughly enjoyed, she looked hot, but perhaps a little pudgy. The song was jumping, she lacked dance skills, but as the song states, she's the "center of attention". I forgot how tired I was by the music out there and their lack of visual stimulus, I watch her and Beyonce, and I feel like I have been transferred into this fantasy world that doesn't exist. Lately, Beyonce has been losing whatever quality that kept me interested before, but Britney intrigues the world somehow. I'd seriously like to realize why, and I certainly have all sorts of theories, but in the end she just reminds me of myself. I wonder if that's the attraction other people have towards her.

This beautiful tragic version of my own inadequacies, I grew up with the song, "I'm a Slave 4 U", thinking of my high school crush. "I'm not a girl, Not yet a woman" was the song that described the feelings of going from high school to college. "Sometimes" captured the usual bi-polar-ness that every high school girl seems to suffer from, hormones going wild, making the rules of the world suddenly all seem under investigation.

"Gimme More" catches onto the early twenties woman part of me, who just wants the attention and more of the wildness of youth. I'm going to download the song today, I might even buy it, and I'm going to put it on my mp3 player, and atleast pretend I'm allowed to have more. Although Britney and I finally diverged paths, she never grew up and I, and probably most of her fans have became real young adults, I can't help but think that I'd liked to have some of the more, she exclaims in her latest single.

For the people who like to judge sexuality, I present Jake Gyllenhall

I'm not one in even believing sexuality fits into categories, but it seems like everyone is really busy thinking up whether Jake Gyllenhaal is gay. Honestly, I could care less.

Anyway here is all the pictures to let you judge for yourself. You judgemental ass wipes.

Everyone is gossiping about this new possible couple: Shia LeBeouf and Rihanna

Ohnotheydidn't was the first blog to publish unconfirmed image of the two together. While ETOnline, got a quote from Rihanna dismissing the rumors, "Me and Shia, we are just friends,you know, we barely even know each other."

Whatever the story is, I know everyone is waiting for the two stars to pop their celebrity cherry, and start dating in the big league of B-listers pool. It seems you will never be the "It Celebrity" if you don't play the celebrity dating game. It would be nice to see the two of them start.

I'm mean but I really like Kim Gordon

One Year Annivesary of the Rock and Roll Hotel

School is about to start for me in about ten hours, but I can't forget to post about my unforgettable experience at an Earl Greyhound show last night. My friend and I wanted to have one night before school starts to just have fun and enjoy ourselves.

And what's more enjoyable then going to a really bad neighborhood to a club filled with bottled blonds standing still to the music? Or better yet feeling as though you stepped back in time to join mosh pits of the 80s? Or being spit on by some fat ugly cow in The Points? Earl Greyhound is better!

Ok, I must tell you what led up to all this. First, the shuttle bus that takes kids out to this neighborhood wasn't working that early, and I'm sorta broke without a job, so I just took the bus (X17, I believe). Which really wasn't bad at all. It dropped me almost right in front of the club.

Spitting Lunatics, i.e. The Points

I got into the over 18 club with my underage friend, using a lost(or stolen) ID. We bought our tickets and headed inside, The Points were already playing, so we snuck (or I supposedly, shoved everyone aside like I hated the whole human race, whatever) up to the front and I tried to just jam and feel comfortable, drinking until I can forget I'm in a room filled with people. Suddenly, the fat guy from the Points, spits on the crowd. On a big guy too, what's the point of being a BIG GUY, if you don't do BIG GUY things, like sucka punch everyone in the face, just because you can? Ok, maybe not do that because you will probably go to jail, but I mean if he spit on your face, I don't know yell at him, I will see you backstage, just so the crowd knows you are upset. Also so the security is bumped up on him, and put him through extra annoyance.

Ok so that was the first set. During the break, the BIG GUY was checking me out. So I tried to hide behind people, because I have a boyfriend and the last thing I need is some BIG GUY who can't defend himself from spitting lunatics, i.e. members of the Points, trying to get my phone number or whatever guys try to get from hot girls like myself.

The second set came out, The Big Sleep, nothing much to write about them, I liked the chick's shirt that night, she came out later and I asked her how long she has been playing with them, she said 5 years, and I was sort of shocked. They all came out like they never saw an instrument before. I was unimpressed, but not disappointed.

Finally Earl Greyhound came on, they were awesome, I finally was able to just enjoy the music and dance really wierd, the way only hot girls can still look cool doing. At the end of the act the drummer gave me his drum sticks. I liked that, showed he had real stage presence. You can be drummer but still get attention with stuff like that.

So we left after that set, because nobody wanted to see me drunker, and I couldn't walk home in my heels, so I took them off and walked about a quarter of mile in my mis-matched stockings. I also told everyone I was going to be in a band, which I'm going to audition to a few soon.

The end.

Milk Carton Update: Dakota Fanning

Remember when every movie starring a child had Dakota Fanning? Nowadays, she seemed to have disappeared into voice actor territory, I'm going to keep up a continual update of what she is doing until she's old enough not to be put on milk cartons as missing.

The only film she had out this year was Hounddog, which was only released at two different festivals. Smoking Gun, released an excerpt of the script which I am posting below.

The movie featuring Fanning's character being raped was very controversial, and was a move hinted to try and get Fanning an Oscar. A move likely not to succeed. Winning an Oscar is about one thing, knowing who chooses the Oscars, which is a group of older rich people who like movies about them or which they can relate to, such as period pieces about old, rich, and ugly farts. Sometimes they let things slip through if they are really good, or if a lot people have been getting flack for never receiving an Oscar, but generally these are the things that are going to win.