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Adrien Brody! Why you might ask? He is incredibly tall with sensitive eyes that can make you just swoon. He is passionate enough to take the first move, but silly enough to let the joke be on him sometimes.

I love his long slender fingers for some reason too. I really enjoy watching him in every single movie, his voice is very seductive. Anywayz...those are as good of reasons as any to put him in your profile.

The movie should have been titled, 'If These Lake House Walls Could Talk'

Don't ever put the movie Lake House in your rental queue!

Please trust me. Everything was pretty right about this movie except the stoic leading lady, Sandra Bullock. Romances are hard to pull off, but with all the evil glances Bullock gave throughout the movie, it was impossible. Plus, adding the hard to believe storyline, it was a struggle to get through the movie.

Keanu Reeves, oh-my-goodness, was a hottie in this movie, he is really growing into a Romantic Lead character. He looked into Bullock's stone cold eyes as if he loved her ever so passionately. The director, Alejandro Agresti, didn't take advantage of the great male lead he had. Agresti simply showed both actors equally, when one of the actors, Bullock, looked like she didn't want to be there AT ALL.

I do wish the movie worked out, I just saw Speed this week and Bullock is so cute, when she wants to. During the movie, I kept trying to figure out whether Bullock was intentionally making her character stoic, or if she really had a stick up her ass. Bullock was playing the part of a doctor who wouldn't let anyone get close, so I could understand the stoicism for awhile, but she should have eventually let her character soften and become lovable. After all, this is a romance, and women want to identify with the female lead.

On a side note, I could probably never identify with her regardless, she had such a lesbian haircut. Wait a minute! Lesbian haircut, stoicism around men, she was playing the part as a lesbian not ready to come out of the closet! Good move, Sandra, Good move.

Can't wait for the sequel, If these Lake House Walls could talk.

The Wedding of the Year

At first, I could care less about Tameka Foster (a nobody) and Usher (a not interesting remotely guy), but all the fuss about babies out of wedlock, called off weddings, fights with over-controlling manager/mom, just got me more interested in this then any wedding ever.

I want to see this wedding happen and I want to see it badly. I want to buy every single gossip magazine with details of this wedding. I never cared about Eva Longoria (hideous midget) and Tony Parker (two hits in the head away from retard), Brangelina is never going to get married, and TomKat is just really boring to me for some reason.

But this Usher and Tameka Foster wedding is driving me nuts! It has more drama then an episode of Days of Our Lives. I just disconnected my tv from my computer, so I don't have soaps anymore, so I am going to post this gossip up like I was watching two to three hours of soaps a day.

Watch out for overload!

A miracle cure for female Depression

I'm pretty happy to be who I am today, generally I'm terribly depressed and morbid mostly because my whole day is surrounding which celebrity screwed up their lives most. But today I am happy, only because I saw Lizzie Grubman's teared up and overly tan skinned, and her short raggedy bleached hair was icing on the cake of my depression.

She is the epitome of the adage, "money can't buy you class", although some people generally refer that to Britney Spears, I personally believe she just doesn't spend her money. While Grubman seems to overspend it on fake luxuries that won't hide her ethnicity or her ugliness. Although I don't know any ethnicity that is orange shade with straw colored hair, maybe Oompa Loompa's but she'd be even a stange sect of those people.

I'm just happy about me today, my hair is long and healthy, my skin isn't faked baked, and I can walk the streets without people puking when they see me. She is the cure for any depression.