Juju's Jamba

My Naughty Habits

2008-11-13T06:25:00.000-08:00

I love watching television. I cut that habit by not having a television. But now that I have google reader, I keep up on all my favorite television blogs, which also updates me on a few movies as well. All downloaded, uploaded, and viewed in precious illegality. But today, I was really dismayed by this whole thing. I had to wait for the bathroom, and didn't feel like reading any articles or blogs, so I thought about watching some tv, and looked through the list, and there was Quantum of Solace. I just remembered hearing that it didn't come out in the US until tomorrow, but here it was in perfect quality waiting for me to watch it now. Conveniently, while waiting for my roommate to finish using the bathroom. I felt sort of ashamed as I pressed play and as a person who has daily dreams of being in Hollywood.

But then I think it's their own fault. The prices continually went up on tickets and never dropped. The movies are all the same, and 80% of them really do suck. They are waiting too long to bring them out to DVD. They don't try and work out more deals with different mediums, such as Netflix Watch Now. The television networks use streaming, which is choppy with my slow network.

I think they don't understand that the majority of viewers will not download the movies or shows. It takes too much space on our hard drives. I don't find it inconvenient to go to the networks' websites. I don't even mind the ads, I prefer them to the porn ads, I get in all these illegal sites. But I as a consumer, feel like they drove me to this.

I feel the same way about the music industry. Except now I believe that they are almost too late. They drove up the cost of an album to almost $20 -25, when their competitors had it for free? Very silly. The cost of an album should be $5 -15. They should include exclusive passwords to get online content with the album, which might offer discounts on shows, t-shirts, or posters. That would easily stop me from downloading. They should work with artists to create solid albums, instead of singles. They should offer more decent pop acts, better than Taylor Swift or Katy Perry, who to me seem like more of an embarrassment to my own childhood than musicians.

Bristol Palin shows everyone how to do Alaskan Slut

2008-09-04T09:06:00.000-07:00

The tramp keeps it republican by drinking with a bouffant hairstyle while showing that she's so myspace with a cellphone in hand.

Look Alaskans keepin' it gangsta. I'm sure if Obama had his daughters doing this he would never even be considered.

This whole election is a celebfest, I know some people think it is wrong to judge a political leader by their children, but I don't. It shows their leadership skills by looking at their family. You see girls on myspace like this all the time, don't you ever question what kind of parent raised them? Why do they think drinking and guns are something to be so proud of?

Don't they have anyone to tell them that there are more important things in life? I don't necessarily think that having a child out of wedlock is embarrassing though, but posting boozy pics like this on your myspace is.

You know that ugly blond from HSM is a waste

2008-08-20T17:32:00.000-07:00

celebrities like this are a waste of space. (here she is doing something Aug 20, 2008 -- i hope whoever took this got no money at all)

remember when the paparazzi photos were great?

and there was lilo, britney spears, and others just going crazy and wild?

but boring ugly people like this is like people watching at a West Virginia Wal-mart.

What is black cool (to the editorial staff of Ebony Magazine)?

2008-07-17T12:45:00.001-07:00

It's nice to see this assortment of "black cool" which was featured on Ebony. Although, I probably would have left a few off, and put a few others on. I mean where is Jimi Hendrix? Where is Little Richard? But whatever....I'm just glad to see Obama.

Showing Love for Kanye West's Love of New Talent

2008-07-07T18:28:00.000-07:00

I'm sort of partially in love with Kanye West, I still sort of hate on him for his "Gold Digger" song, where he says, "he leave yo' ass for a white girl", which in reality is just stereotype and not at all true. (I shall elaborate on this, hopefully in another post.)

Anyway, I'm in love with him of late, for introducing so many female Hip Hop Stars. Mostly Estelle, and a little bit Kid Sister, for her originality.

Estelle has one of those enchanting voices you don't hear often, and I hope people will be able to appreciate her for what she's worth.

Kid Sister, is mildly attractive in a blond bimbo sort of way, and her song is classless, but at the same time, it's refreshing to see someone new once again. Kid Sister was featured in W magazine, in an article that I couldn't read through, because it was terribly boring. I had other things to do, like stare mindlessly at the wall.

Am I the only one bothered by this?

2008-07-07T18:11:00.000-07:00

"Korean Baby Sings Hey Jude"

This just reminds me of all the caricatures of black children, that are somehow now allowed for Asian children. The joke still seems to be on every non-white person.

"Who said Watermillon?"

Deprived Hungry Children in Hollywood

2008-01-29T19:49:00.000-08:00

I have recently come across a picture of a starving deprived child from somewhere in Hollywood that needs the help of the UN. Please visit freerice.com in order to feed children such as her, it is deplorable that Hollywood can only circulate organic cocaine and has not been able to import food.

Blond Supermodel, Doutzen Kroes, prefers Dark Men that like her butt

2007-12-01T20:04:00.000-08:00

This is probably the weirdest thing I ever posted, published in a Dutch newspaper,

"I represent a young, healthy woman, I am not as thin as the rest of the models. This has advantages, but also disadvantages, because it is always a bit from a outsider. But yes, I also have a private life. I fall for dark men who love curves and eh, I am very proud of my ass, hahaha."

I don't know why I'm publishing this. Perhaps for hits from this site: White Women Black Men

Lately, I here every blog I go to refer to this sites, where they get an unusual amount of traffic from it for the most random reasons. This is a definitive reason.

There is a thumbnail of Doutzen Kroes who is rumoured to be romantically linked to "neo-soul artist" Maxwell below:

What you need to know about Natural Capitalism

2007-11-08T13:56:00.000-08:00

I'm still trying to wrap my head around Capitalism, but the new theory of Natural Capitalism seems to be much more to my liking. Mother Jones, describes the idea as such;

"Everyone is familiar with the traditional definition of capital as accumulated wealth in the form of investments, factories, and equipment. "Natural capital," on the other hand, comprises the resources we use, both nonrenewable (oil, coal, metal ore) and renewable (forests, fisheries, grasslands)."

You can find out more and have the authors speak at your event through Natural Capitalism, Inc.

Random notes from Promises Rehab Center

2007-10-23T07:45:00.000-07:00

Everyone wants Zac Efron to be gay.
Perez Hilton admits to his Secret Lover.
Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon gave birth to twins.
Jessica Simpson joins the View for two days. (Two Republican Dumb Blonds! This will be thrilling.)
Lenny Kravitz hangs out with his beautiful daughter Zoe.
Avril Lavigne won't quit yelling at those innocent kids.
Yeeeah lists the great reasons why Lilo's engangement to LooSoo will work
And a woman is accused of stealing a man's erections

This and other notes all available during computer time at Promises, I swear my addiction will be over soon!

Are racy pics of Rihanna and out of work white hottie even out there?

2007-10-22T08:54:00.000-07:00

According to Page Six, Rihanna and Josh Hartnett supposedly have racy pictures of them making out. I'm doing everything I can to look for them but I can't find them!

They started seeing each other after TRL and have been hot and heavy ever since. This is boring news, and I wouldn't have posted it, but I'm just really bothered by the lack of notorious pictures.

Anyway these are the pics I could find:

The Sweater Dilemma: Choosing the Right Sweater for the New Global Warming Winter

2007-10-17T10:40:00.000-07:00

I consider myself a person of style, but right now I have a little personal dilemma. I have no stylish sweaters. Thankfully global warming this fall made it possible for me to not need a sweater, but as winter approaches I need at least one sweater to become a part of a wardrobe.

I saw a really cute sweater at Bluefly. Bluefly sent me an email where I could somehow get a $30 discount off of an $150 order if I went through the email, if you would like the discount email, comment with your email address and I will forward you the discount.

Anyway I saw this really cute white sweater, which really symbolized who I was becoming in a style sense. Except I wasn't sure my lifestyle could pull off the white color as a primary sweater. I'm a student, I hang out with a bunch of frat guys and freshmen, on a daily basis, I take the bus, not a cab, and I am apt to get a stain once and awhile, no matter how hard I try.

So I decided to check out Macy's the store I was practically born and raised in and I saw Calvin Klein doing a rather elegant, relaxed, chic sweater in gray.

Both sweaters being well beyond my means at the moment, but I can dream of being able to afford one!

Pretty lame but now that I have found out about how much more effective pricey makeup and skincare is most of my spending money goes towards that nowadays.

JOB stands for JUST OVER BROKE

2007-10-10T04:27:00.000-07:00

I'm in such a good mood. What a sense of relief to realize that I don't require a J-O-B, Gawker's featured "Ask Tionna" section talked about the perils of working, with so much realization and understanding of what it is I am, and certainly everyone is going through.

"What we all have to remember is JOB stands for JUST OVER BROKE."

This has certainly been the case for me the past year. It's been awhile since I have been on a career path as Tionna calls it. I need to focus on that and just quit thinking the JOB will make my life.

I have a professor this semester, who told the class about his experience at a job interview, where the interviewer was so rude and started yelling at him, saying something about how my professor is one of those people who stole his job. So my professor quietly packed his things, and the interviewer said, "I'm not done interviewing you!" My professor responded methodically, "You are done."

Then my professor left the office with dignity in tact. This and what Tionna mentioned in her feature are really true revelations on how I want to position myself in the workforce. I realize that although a job is hard to come by at times, there are tons of jobs out there to find.

Also I have to be more particular, I need to go back to the idea of career path, rather then JOB.

Who wouldn't touch Kim K, Superstar?

2007-10-09T17:51:00.000-07:00

Everything is going wrong with the world. That politics and newsworthy has to stumble to this to allow people to cope, and this is the Kim K 'Superstar' and Pete Wentz 'Supersleaze' are back torecurring their sexual tension at Hollywood Life Style Awards.

The Hollywood Life Style Awards, which occurred on October 7, 2007, had many things happening, but only one that I am willing to report about. Pete Wentz looked truly bored of his Sugar Momma and excited to see old flame Kim K.

Kim K, although not someone to be rocked around during his faux-punkyboppers fans, she is the woman most men have some animal attraction too.

Asslee, although beautiful, its only in a Skipper Barbie kind of way. That sort of only attractive to her faux-punkybopper fans.

She seems overly possessive of Pete anyway. I bet he's suffocating. Look how she grabs his hand and makes sure they are touching. A definite sign of being needy and possessive, especially with her grabbing so close to Pete's public goods.

It must have been a relief to see old fling, Kim K, who talked to Jonathan Jaxson about her fling and has said that Wentz broke it off with Asslee and they started cozying up on March 15 at Teddy's nightclub.

So to get a glimpse of gorgeous Kim K, must have been a relief on his burdened soul! The passion from Fall Out Boy's music video might have just reignited!

More pics of Pete Wentz and others at the event:

Jail is just a place for criminals to talk not screw

2007-09-13T07:45:00.000-07:00

I've never been particularly scared of prison, mostly because I'm a female, and female prisons are renowned for being pretty tame. But the male prisons always scared me, until I read this essay by Jim Goad, entitled "You meet the Nicest People in Prison".

The popular myth is that convicts will force you to either "fight or fuck." In reality, the most coercive thing another inmate did to me was to reach down from his bunk, wake me up, and politely ask me to roll over because I was snoring too loudly.

It sort of made me realize how silly I was to base my information on tv shows and movies, the thing that aired a popular television show, "Friends" set in NYC without airing any black people even walking on the street, until an NAACP issue arised. Anyway, nice to see that jail is a friendly place to stay.

Icon War in order to distract yourself

2007-09-13T07:14:00.000-07:00

Lately, I am having too much fun to consider going to class and I'm way to scared about job rejections to get off the computer. Watching this video Icon War, has been a way to distract me from the disappointments of life, I wish Jacob Brighton would have thought of something similar. Crazy kid.

I always wish schools had a class about managing personal issues. I was researching Japanese education and they had etiquette classes, to teach students proper ways to behave. I wish Americans would adopt new teaching methods, because honestly we have the craziest types of people.

Let's all start giving out refusal job rejection letters

2007-09-13T06:59:00.000-07:00

Last night I had a phone-in job interview for a production company I really want to work for. I hope I get the job. But if I don't I'm quite sure that I'm going to follow this guy's example, he refused his job rejection!

Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely, Chris L. Jensen

More Breaking News in the Romance of Jessica Alba

2007-09-13T05:42:00.000-07:00

Although in unspoken news many of us considered Cash Warren and Jessica Alba together, I am almost more then happy to report infidelity on Cash Warren's part. That lucky bastard had to be stupid!

Right after Jessica Alba gave him another chance he slipped into the arms of a model, Vera Mishina, InTouch recently reports. This caused a permanent break-up between Jessica Alba and Cash Warren.

Hopefully Jessica will move into the arms of someone who isn't such a dog!

More photos of Vera below:

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Megan Fox; is she a patient of the new Laser Reshaped Nose Jobs?

2007-09-11T19:08:00.000-07:00

In three months time she has a new nose without any swelling. It could be a definite possibility that she got the newest latest procedure in cosmetic surgery.

This procedure which is mentioned in Innovation Reports, is as follows;

"So far, the problem of crooked nasal septum has been solved only through surgical operation. However, this operation is very traumatic, it is performed under general anaesthetic and is connected with significant loss of blood. Therefore, not all patients agree to this operation, although it required by many – almost every fifth person. A new approach allows to do without any surgical operation, replacing the operation by a painless ten-minute procedure."

Celebrities oftentimes are able to get the latest techniques of plastic surgery, and if starlet, Megan Fox received this treatment it certainly seems to her benefit.

Another possible procedure is described by Dr. Alexander Rivkin on the Tyra show, another non-invasive rhinosplasty.

Dr. Alexander Rivkin Performing The Non Surgical Nose Job - Watch the best video clips here

Britney Spears performance shows her life is our own

2007-09-09T22:57:00.000-07:00

Yeah I missed the VMAs 2007, busy having a life, but I wasn't about to not search up Britney Spears comeback. Although in the end, I realized that she was the only one busy having a life, and I should have took my time out and just watched what she was giving. My review of the performance of "Gimme More":

Which I indeed throughly enjoyed, she looked hot, but perhaps a little pudgy. The song was jumping, she lacked dance skills, but as the song states, she's the "center of attention". I forgot how tired I was by the music out there and their lack of visual stimulus, I watch her and Beyonce, and I feel like I have been transferred into this fantasy world that doesn't exist. Lately, Beyonce has been losing whatever quality that kept me interested before, but Britney intrigues the world somehow. I'd seriously like to realize why, and I certainly have all sorts of theories, but in the end she just reminds me of myself. I wonder if that's the attraction other people have towards her.

This beautiful tragic version of my own inadequacies, I grew up with the song, "I'm a Slave 4 U", thinking of my high school crush. "I'm not a girl, Not yet a woman" was the song that described the feelings of going from high school to college. "Sometimes" captured the usual bi-polar-ness that every high school girl seems to suffer from, hormones going wild, making the rules of the world suddenly all seem under investigation.

"Gimme More" catches onto the early twenties woman part of me, who just wants the attention and more of the wildness of youth. I'm going to download the song today, I might even buy it, and I'm going to put it on my mp3 player, and atleast pretend I'm allowed to have more. Although Britney and I finally diverged paths, she never grew up and I, and probably most of her fans have became real young adults, I can't help but think that I'd liked to have some of the more, she exclaims in her latest single.

For the people who like to judge sexuality, I present Jake Gyllenhall

2007-08-31T08:11:00.000-07:00

I'm not one in even believing sexuality fits into categories, but it seems like everyone is really busy thinking up whether Jake Gyllenhaal is gay. Honestly, I could care less.

Anyway here is all the pictures to let you judge for yourself. You judgemental ass wipes.

Everyone is gossiping about this new possible couple: Shia LeBeouf and Rihanna

2007-08-31T07:45:00.000-07:00

Ohnotheydidn't was the first blog to publish unconfirmed image of the two together. While ETOnline, got a quote from Rihanna dismissing the rumors, "Me and Shia, we are just friends,you know, we barely even know each other."

Whatever the story is, I know everyone is waiting for the two stars to pop their celebrity cherry, and start dating in the big league of B-listers pool. It seems you will never be the "It Celebrity" if you don't play the celebrity dating game. It would be nice to see the two of them start.

I'm mean but I really like Kim Gordon

2007-08-26T22:16:00.000-07:00

One Year Annivesary of the Rock and Roll Hotel

2007-08-26T20:21:00.000-07:00

School is about to start for me in about ten hours, but I can't forget to post about my unforgettable experience at an Earl Greyhound show last night. My friend and I wanted to have one night before school starts to just have fun and enjoy ourselves.

And what's more enjoyable then going to a really bad neighborhood to a club filled with bottled blonds standing still to the music? Or better yet feeling as though you stepped back in time to join mosh pits of the 80s? Or being spit on by some fat ugly cow in The Points? Earl Greyhound is better!

Ok, I must tell you what led up to all this. First, the shuttle bus that takes kids out to this neighborhood wasn't working that early, and I'm sorta broke without a job, so I just took the bus (X17, I believe). Which really wasn't bad at all. It dropped me almost right in front of the club.

Spitting Lunatics, i.e. The Points

I got into the over 18 club with my underage friend, using a lost(or stolen) ID. We bought our tickets and headed inside, The Points were already playing, so we snuck (or I supposedly, shoved everyone aside like I hated the whole human race, whatever) up to the front and I tried to just jam and feel comfortable, drinking until I can forget I'm in a room filled with people. Suddenly, the fat guy from the Points, spits on the crowd. On a big guy too, what's the point of being a BIG GUY, if you don't do BIG GUY things, like sucka punch everyone in the face, just because you can? Ok, maybe not do that because you will probably go to jail, but I mean if he spit on your face, I don't know yell at him, I will see you backstage, just so the crowd knows you are upset. Also so the security is bumped up on him, and put him through extra annoyance.

Ok so that was the first set. During the break, the BIG GUY was checking me out. So I tried to hide behind people, because I have a boyfriend and the last thing I need is some BIG GUY who can't defend himself from spitting lunatics, i.e. members of the Points, trying to get my phone number or whatever guys try to get from hot girls like myself.

The second set came out, The Big Sleep, nothing much to write about them, I liked the chick's shirt that night, she came out later and I asked her how long she has been playing with them, she said 5 years, and I was sort of shocked. They all came out like they never saw an instrument before. I was unimpressed, but not disappointed.

Finally Earl Greyhound came on, they were awesome, I finally was able to just enjoy the music and dance really wierd, the way only hot girls can still look cool doing. At the end of the act the drummer gave me his drum sticks. I liked that, showed he had real stage presence. You can be drummer but still get attention with stuff like that.

So we left after that set, because nobody wanted to see me drunker, and I couldn't walk home in my heels, so I took them off and walked about a quarter of mile in my mis-matched stockings. I also told everyone I was going to be in a band, which I'm going to audition to a few soon.

The end.

Milk Carton Update: Dakota Fanning

2007-08-20T10:29:00.000-07:00

Remember when every movie starring a child had Dakota Fanning? Nowadays, she seemed to have disappeared into voice actor territory, I'm going to keep up a continual update of what she is doing until she's old enough not to be put on milk cartons as missing.

The only film she had out this year was Hounddog, which was only released at two different festivals. Smoking Gun, released an excerpt of the script which I am posting below.

The movie featuring Fanning's character being raped was very controversial, and was a move hinted to try and get Fanning an Oscar. A move likely not to succeed. Winning an Oscar is about one thing, knowing who chooses the Oscars, which is a group of older rich people who like movies about them or which they can relate to, such as period pieces about old, rich, and ugly farts. Sometimes they let things slip through if they are really good, or if a lot people have been getting flack for never receiving an Oscar, but generally these are the things that are going to win.

Who makes this stuff up? Scratching off Females as a reliable information tool

2007-08-11T09:55:00.000-07:00

Female First put a smear campaign up against the lovely Jessica Alba accusing her of having herpes. I know, I previously tried to link her with 50 Cent and I got all the information possible to do so, but accusing her of having an STD? That is something severely wrong on all levels. Something so wrong, it makes me think twice about gossip blogging. I know I always have very little to no evidence to make the statements I make, but atleast I have some sort of decency and respect for privacy.

I guess I see all gossip bloggers as people from my high school. I gossiped, no doubt, but I never did it with some sort of malice, I just did it to pass the time. But some people out there are so malicious. That they even make Kanye West upset. Recently in Complex magazine, he was quoted as saying, "Man, it really takes a strong person to read the blogs, It's just no-holds-barred. So if you're feeling good about yourself and you want to feel like s—, go to the blogs."

Is that the goal of gossip bloggers, to make people feel worse about their lives? I hope I never make that my own life.

Scary Spice officially renamed Drama Spice

2007-08-11T09:19:00.000-07:00

I'm so bored with every celebrity incident surrounding Mel B, AKA Scary Spice, AKA Drama Spice.

She got married to someone related to Harry Belafonte. Whatever his name is, I don't care. The guy she married apparently has had a problem with beating women in the past.

Which I still don't care about, at all.

I just am oversaturated with this baby mama drama, women beating drama, foxy bathing suit wearing woman.

Although I still wanted to showcase some great pictures of Harry Belafonte, which can be seen below.

Cellphone Customer Service, How it all racks up.

2007-08-10T08:01:00.000-07:00

Why have phones set us backwards and not forward?

My cellphone company completely irks me. Customer Service is a joke if it is going to be completely automated. Even the live people act like robots. If I'm speaking to you on the phone and I tell you I do not want to answer any questions, say, "Ok that is fine." Do not tell me, "I just have to, you are not a robot. YOU don't have to do anything. At first I was happy about switching, because Verizon does this thing where I can't upgrade my service without extending my contract. T-Mobile didn't do this to me. Although T-Mobile has alot of dropped calls. It was funny though I was on the my Verizon phone with Verizon and the phone signal was lost. LOL! I really would have liked the telephone operator to tell me, "Sorry about the dropped call," but she just ignored it like it didn't even happen, or as if it was normal. Then asked me why I am switching services! Isn't it obvious, the customer service is a joke and the calls drop constantly.

Not that switching to AT&T seems much better, they sent me a faulty SIM card, then are making me go out to get a new one. I need a cellphone, so I have to go through the loops they send me, but I just don't want one anymore. If I could I would just be a cavewoman, lying in a cave in Jamaica, with a garden of cannabis. I don't see why that isn't considered the perfect life. On a side note, I just put myself on the Do Not Call registry. Everyone should sign up too.

Gwen Stefani "Super-Vain" title of her new disorder

2007-08-07T04:40:00.000-07:00

I'm so bored of posting posts about another celebrity's quest to be thin, or comfortableness with gaining enough weight to be a size 8. Today, it's about Gwen Stefani admitting to the Guardian about her weight gain after pregnancy.

"I try not to be but I'm super-neurotic about diet. I'm neurotic about trying not to be neurotic! I'm like every other girl. I have to try really hard my whole life to try to be fit. And I'm super-vain. And I want to wear cute clothes. You know, I was chubby when I was a little girl. And I have all those issues everyone else has. But I try not to. And I've learnt over the years that it's such a waste of time. And people like me whether I'm a little bit fatter or not."

You know, I really care less at this point. Sometimes I wonder if these celebrities live in a different world entirely then me. Where I come from being a size 6 is small, being a size 8 to 12 is normal, and over that is just a little chubby, until you get to a size where you can only wear Miu Mius, then you are just Fat. I'm sort of disgusted by this, I mean you should want to be healthy, but when it comes to the point where you tell strangers you are "super-vain" I think you have a problem. I wish tons of eating disorders therapist would take over LA and NYC for a year. Like SuperTherapist or something, because those people are stupid.

The Quest for Thinness at a cost of Attractiveness

2007-08-06T07:45:00.001-07:00

Sometimes it seems like everyone in the world is secretly dealing with an eating disorder. Today's star to admit to once having an eating disorder is Thandie Newton who was recently featured in Easy Living.

Beautiful Thandie Newton who is a critically acclaimed actress but shies aways from any publicity at all, has opened up about her eating disorder, perhaps to help others deal with it, or perhaps because she has yet to really hit it big, literally and figuratively. Many of these frail lithe actresses out there continue to try to look for fashion standard of beauty rather then the general public. Although Newton is undeniably beauty, her body being so tiny is not unattractive but nothing spectacular, when will fashion and Hollywood starlets realize that healthy is attractive. A proper diet and exercise will help achieve the body you desire.

Jessica Alba once the epitome of an example of what a body can look like with proper diet and exercise, has been with her trainer, Ramona Braganza, since she was 17. Braganza reported to People, Alba's diet and exercise regimen:

"Butt: Since Alba has problematic hip joints, Braganza avoided jumping exercises and opted for either Pilates, walking lunges, light squats or 20 to 30 minutes on an elliptical machine every day. "She's got a beautiful bottom," notes Braganza.
Arms: Alba toned her biceps with various dumbbell curls using 8- to 10-lb. weights; three sets of at least 20 reps. For triceps, she did dips or weighted presses. She worked arms at least twice a week.
Shoulders and Back: Alba worked on these at least twice a week, doing military presses with 10-lb. dumbbells; three sets of 15 reps. She also used light dumbbells for lateral raises. "Her shoulders get a nice square shape," says Braganza.
Chest: Alba alternated dumbbell presses (15 to 20 lbs., three sets of 15 reps) with dumbbell flys (12 to 15 lbs., three sets of 12 reps), done on an incline bench or stability ball.
Abs: For her taut stomach, Alba combined crunches and mat Pilates work daily. "It's gentler but strengthening," says Braganza.
Diet: Alba ate four to five small meals a day, every three hours, usually starting with a shake or oatmeal and fruit. Dinner was salad with chicken or fish."

Like a game of Where's Waldo, here is the Where's Lindsay Lohan Map

2007-08-06T06:43:00.001-07:00

The NY Post reports that a source close to Lindsay Lohan has said that LiLo has went to Long Island to stay with her family.

While Entertainment Tonight has reported that Lindsay Lohan is at a drug rehabilitation facility in Utah called Cirque Lodge.

US Magazine has reported that another source has said she never even left California.

While I just reported that I stuck a drug riddled passed out LiLo pic all over a multi-colored map to help show kids the different states of the USA. There is Utah, California, and New York! The states are colored like Candy!!!

The best way to straighten hair

2007-08-05T06:46:00.000-07:00

I recently splurged and bought a Maxiglide, although I already had a Chi iron. I wasn't particularly happy with the Chi iron, although I'm sure some of my "friends" are only "friends" with me because I let them borrow it. Anywayz I bought the Maxiglide, and I love it! I actually straightened my whole head, which I usually can never do by myself, because I have lots and lots of curly hair, and I'm lazy. It took awhile to get the hang of it, and it snagged my hair, because I wasn't using it right. But then I just took it and instead of pressing, I "glided" and extra slowly, then would steam it at the end. I had alot of fun doing it too. The steam button makes straightening my hair actually fun! I think all the complaining reviews are from people who don't use it properly.

Celebrities showing off Cool Trendy Hair to Wear to Work

2007-08-03T13:52:00.000-07:00

Hayden Panettiere shows off the perfect way to still look cool and fun in a conservative workplace.

Her hair looks fun and trendy at her attendance to ComicCon last night, she wasn't look for trouble from the boys there, she was all business in this cool updo, which can be easily replicated. All you have to do is part your hair to the side. Then start two different french braids and wrap them in an easy bun. Hayden looks spectacular and so can you!

Are you a racist for wanting to play Resident Evil 5?

2007-08-03T07:23:00.000-07:00

Sometimes I get really offended at the world, when it seems no one understands the black plight. White people everywhere saying to black people that they are taking the victim mentality, and black people just covering up and not commenting back. Granted black people with computers are far out numbered in comparison to whites, although we certainly outnumber them in terms of world population.

Anyway, I just read this blog post, by Adam Slater, where he argues, first by saying he tries to fix a problem by ignoring it.

"In my mind, the easiest way to fix the issue is to well, ignore people’s race, creed, and sex."

Okay, I never known of a problem to disappear by ignoring it, that's how HIV/AIDS became such an epidemic, people ignored it in the eighties thinking it will just effect the gays.

Then he continues by having derogatory comments towards a blog post by Kym Platt, calling her blog "stupid" and "fucking retarded". It kept going on and on, villifying her for her own justifiable feelings.

Racism is about a lack of respect and a lack of culpability, which Slater has shown all three. Platt had every reason to feel the way she does, because she feels it. For Slater to call her stupid because she feels hurt by something is the definition of racist, because she is black she is unable to express her feelings when they concern whites?

The reason why Platt feels hurt is because this is clearly insensitive. Not too long ago my great granddad was hunted down by white men and a couple of generations past that, white men were killing my ancestors in Africa. Some people might think, that was soooo long ago, get over it by now. But they would feel entirely different, if someone made a game about a German soldier going to Israel and killing off "not zombies" Israelites, they would find that insensitive, because they sympathize with Israel. They sympathize in way that they are incapable to do for the Blacks, Palestinians, the Mexicans, et cetera.

Racism is most alive when people aren't able to look at each other's as equal, or unable to understand someone's plight as their own. I have South African friends in their early 20s who are still dealing with the effects of Apartheid, to think that this soon to be released game will not only re-enact this, but glorify the side of the oppressors, really just makes me wonder, if people are just so oblivious to other people's plight. That all they want to do is just play an expensive over priced game, on an expensive overpriced system, about killing people who have already suffered so much.

I think the real problem seems to be though is Capcom, obviously they show that their company lacks any Africans of authority. Although I do believe they should release the game, they already spent so much money developing it, I think the thing they should do is within the game put a pamphlet about South African apartheid, where consumers can donate money to stop corruption in Africa, as well as part (if not all) proceeds to the game should be put into African schools.

Read More: Michael Clancy had another interesting article in the Village Voice about this.

Celebrities riff can teach us to love again

2007-08-03T06:30:00.000-07:00

A report was recently released about Jon Voight's trouble with his daughter, actress Angelina Jolie. Voight has said that he has never met any of his four grandchildren, but he remains hopeful that broken bridges will be reconciled.

This report saddens me because whenever a child hates a parent, the child is hating half of themselves. Although Jolie mentions that Voight was never there for her as a child, if she denies him now, she is no better then him.

Rani Kulwant, mentions this in his article about "When Children Hate Parents":

"Children want their needs to be fulfilled. When they develop or grow they have certain requirements. If parents are unable to fulfill their requirements of love, money, understanding, and curtail their freedom too much children may develop dissatisfaction. This dissatisfaction may transform to dislike, and then hate."

Obviously Voight was unable to fulfill Jolie's need no matter how much she would cling to him. Eventually, it seems she just would give up hope, and look for fulfillment from another source. Whether that be Brad Pitt or her children, she will continue to be unhappy until she is able to reconcile with her parents. I wish her the best though, because all the good she is doing for others in poorer nations, should give her enough good karma to have a loving father and for her kids to have a loving grandfather.

The New Icon for your Profile

2007-08-02T09:15:00.000-07:00

Adrien Brody! Why you might ask? He is incredibly tall with sensitive eyes that can make you just swoon. He is passionate enough to take the first move, but silly enough to let the joke be on him sometimes.

I love his long slender fingers for some reason too. I really enjoy watching him in every single movie, his voice is very seductive. Anywayz...those are as good of reasons as any to put him in your profile.

The movie should have been titled, 'If These Lake House Walls Could Talk'

2007-08-02T07:44:00.001-07:00

Don't ever put the movie Lake House in your rental queue!

Please trust me. Everything was pretty right about this movie except the stoic leading lady, Sandra Bullock. Romances are hard to pull off, but with all the evil glances Bullock gave throughout the movie, it was impossible. Plus, adding the hard to believe storyline, it was a struggle to get through the movie.

Keanu Reeves, oh-my-goodness, was a hottie in this movie, he is really growing into a Romantic Lead character. He looked into Bullock's stone cold eyes as if he loved her ever so passionately. The director, Alejandro Agresti, didn't take advantage of the great male lead he had. Agresti simply showed both actors equally, when one of the actors, Bullock, looked like she didn't want to be there AT ALL.

I do wish the movie worked out, I just saw Speed this week and Bullock is so cute, when she wants to. During the movie, I kept trying to figure out whether Bullock was intentionally making her character stoic, or if she really had a stick up her ass. Bullock was playing the part of a doctor who wouldn't let anyone get close, so I could understand the stoicism for awhile, but she should have eventually let her character soften and become lovable. After all, this is a romance, and women want to identify with the female lead.

On a side note, I could probably never identify with her regardless, she had such a lesbian haircut. Wait a minute! Lesbian haircut, stoicism around men, she was playing the part as a lesbian not ready to come out of the closet! Good move, Sandra, Good move.

Can't wait for the sequel, If these Lake House Walls could talk.

The Wedding of the Year

2007-08-01T10:37:00.000-07:00

At first, I could care less about Tameka Foster (a nobody) and Usher (a not interesting remotely guy), but all the fuss about babies out of wedlock, called off weddings, fights with over-controlling manager/mom, just got me more interested in this then any wedding ever.

I want to see this wedding happen and I want to see it badly. I want to buy every single gossip magazine with details of this wedding. I never cared about Eva Longoria (hideous midget) and Tony Parker (two hits in the head away from retard), Brangelina is never going to get married, and TomKat is just really boring to me for some reason.

But this Usher and Tameka Foster wedding is driving me nuts! It has more drama then an episode of Days of Our Lives. I just disconnected my tv from my computer, so I don't have soaps anymore, so I am going to post this gossip up like I was watching two to three hours of soaps a day.

Watch out for overload!

A miracle cure for female Depression

2007-08-01T10:17:00.000-07:00

I'm pretty happy to be who I am today, generally I'm terribly depressed and morbid mostly because my whole day is surrounding which celebrity screwed up their lives most. But today I am happy, only because I saw Lizzie Grubman's teared up and overly tan skinned, and her short raggedy bleached hair was icing on the cake of my depression.

She is the epitome of the adage, "money can't buy you class", although some people generally refer that to Britney Spears, I personally believe she just doesn't spend her money. While Grubman seems to overspend it on fake luxuries that won't hide her ethnicity or her ugliness. Although I don't know any ethnicity that is orange shade with straw colored hair, maybe Oompa Loompa's but she'd be even a stange sect of those people.

I'm just happy about me today, my hair is long and healthy, my skin isn't faked baked, and I can walk the streets without people puking when they see me. She is the cure for any depression.

Worth 15 bucks for a ticket and some popcorn?

2007-07-31T19:02:00.000-07:00

Lindsay Lohan's "I Know Who Killed Me"

Yes.

Why? Because she is very good stripper even without showing any nudity and certainly worth 15 bucks. The directing and writing was a joke, but the strip scenes throughout the movie were certainly worth it. As a straight woman, sitting in a movie theater alone with a business man on his lunch break and a college kid on his summer break, let me go the closest I will ever feel to sitting in a titty bar. I'm too respectable to do that, but too curious to actually totally shun the feeling of doing that.

It certainly felt like I was entering a seedy club, I even got carded by the ticket lady, asking if I was 17 and could enter a rated R movie. I never got carded for a movie in a long time, and getting carded got me thinking, this is the first rated R film that headlined Lindsay Lohan. To go to "Just my Luck" audience to "I Know Who Killed Me" type audience is a big transition that would be hard for anyone to cross, certainly uncrossable with a director, Chris Sivertson, whose first directing credit belongs to "All Cheerleaders Must Die"; and with a writer Jeff Hammond who has no credits to his name at all.

Thankfully to the film there were some well experienced producers including Frank Mancuso Jr. and Sabrina Sipantzi, who I have no doubt were influential in choosing cult favorite actors as secondary characters, including these well-known but never casted actors and actresses:

Jessica Rose, or Lonelygirl15 as she is referred to on youtube. Seeing her in the pic was a breath of fresh air. She had this horrible candor about her in the film, which is great on youtube, horrible on screen, but it was fun to see a cute well-loved cult favorite.

Garcelle Beauvais, also makes an appearance looking not quite as stunning as usual as a sensitive and skeptical FBI agent. She also appears on the cover of Playboy in August.

So all and all, I enjoyed my time at this movie, I rated it one out of five stars, but only because it was terribly bad, not because it wasn't money well spent. As a stripper I would certainly slip three fives consecutively into Miss. Lindsay Lohan's G-string.

The Most Important Story of The Year --- Continued

2007-07-26T05:18:00.000-07:00

So alot of people are questioning the reliability of MEDIAtakeout's story. I know people makeup a bunch of lies and over-exaggerate, so I headed out with my trusty Google to find out just a little bit more of the story and the big news is?

JESSICA ALBA NOT ONLY WAS IN AMSTERDAM WITH 50 CENT, SHE WAS ALSO IN PARIS, THE CITY OF LOVE WITH 50 CENT

A Rolling Stones reporter was blogging about his oh-so-great-life and mentioned that he skipped attending 50 Cent's concert in Paris, because he was tired and wanted to rest up at the Hemingway bar. There alot of people stopped by and one of them as the night drew on was Jessica Alba. Jessica Alba was definetly in the Netherlands with 50 cent on June 30th, but she was also within the vicinity of 50 cent on July 8th, accourding to his tour dates and the Rolling Stone reporter. Then two weeks later she split from Cash Warren, with Cash thinking there is another guy?? Hmmm....

The following is just gossip, but if they had dinner in the the Netherlands, what stops love-making in Paris?

The Most Important Story of The Year

2007-07-25T19:32:00.000-07:00

Okay, alot of things have happened in the world of celebrity gossip, that I did not care about much at all actually. Britney Spears appearing fat and crazy; Lindsay Lohan manifesting the definition of cocaine whore; and the Beckhams coming to the United States; basically all a bunch of news not worth reporting twice.

Yet this: this should be reported in bold print and large font:

JESSICA ALBA FINALLY BROKE UP WITH CASH

According to US WEEKLY, one of the most respectable celebrity gossip rags around, reports that Jessica Alba dumped Cash over the phone, and cold-heartedly sent her assistant to throw out all of Cash's things. Cash Warren, Spike TV's "Luckiest Bastard", is now out in the cold, a Yale Grad and an ex-boyfriend of Jessica Alba, I doubt he won't find another great girl to fill her shoes, but she will never be a JESSICA ALBA. US WEEKLY, also reports that Cash believes there is another man, but he doesn't know who the other man is.

MEDIAtakeout, takes a bold guess and says it is 50 CENT, the incredibly stupid and unattractive rapper, who can atleast claim that he does have some talent laying down rhymes as well as being around town with alot of other famous and beautiful ladies. I could name a list of women, but I would have to diverge from the more important story. Jessica Alba dating a rapper? Is she trying to pull a J.LO?? I would be really happy if I saw her everyday on MTV videos singing on some track and dancing, even if she was bumping and grinding to the ugliest rapper in the business. (Well he is second to Eminem, in my personal opinion.) I really like to see her dance, this relationship could pull her career to another level or pull it down. I know alot of people are surprised that she is a latina, many think that she is white, and for some reason it is seen as unacceptable for white women to date black men. Jessica Alba will have to push out the latina side to recover from that and be named America's Mexican Sweetheart as Jennifer Lopez is often mistitled.

Below is a clip of 50 CENT introducing Jessica Alba to an audience in Europe. Can you see chemistry between the two?

Internet men's obsession over the Idea of Youth

2007-07-19T17:42:00.000-07:00

Pedophiles scare me, but on the internet crawling across the forums, chat rooms, and websites are all sorts of people obsessed with "banging" the young stars. Until they turn 18, of course, then they declare them "monkey faces",

Or they decide they are sluts,

Or they decide their bodies aren't attractive enough.

I personally hope the fate is brighter for Hayden Patinerre.

Seeing her stand in her pajamas waiting for a ride reminds me of how innocent and young we all were, and absolutely disgusts me that there are countdowns to her 18th birthday. But for all those would-be predators or actual predators they are never satisfied by the birthday, they just want the idea of youth, fame, purity, and beauty but don't want the actualization of life in Los Angeles.

Source

Calvin Klein's New Underwear Ads

2007-07-19T17:06:00.000-07:00

Sometimes Calvin Klein ads are seriously on point onto what is cool now in its complete simplicity and honesty. Patrick Demarchelier in 1992 took Kate Moss to a different level by capturing the intrigue of her beauty but also making a commentary of the new dilemma of Heroin on the streets of NYC. Peter Lindbergh, was able to capture another striking subject Djimon Hounsou, also capturing the unique beauty of his ebony tones and hard body, but at the same time his appearance in just briefs posing as though he is either on the run.

Or as though he just finished a hard day from work...

Each pose bringing to mind the turmoils all over Africa and economy forever shaken. Source 1, Source 2

My life sucks like a Poor Scientologist

2007-07-19T16:30:00.000-07:00

Sometimes I wake up in the morning and hate my life completly. So I try to invade the personal lives of all celebrities, like the vindicative bully I am. I admit it, unlike the likes of Perez Hilton or any other celeb blogs.

So today, I'm going to blame Scientology for making Tom Cruise become a Nazi in one of his movies. Which seems pretty likely...Scientology has been known for attracting stars and forcing poorer less famous scientologist to do unwanted chores for the *cough* cult.

Fred Hare, a former leader within Scientology has said this, "Poor people did not deserve help. They were poor in this life because they committed overts and withholds in their past life. They deserved to be poor because they pulled poverty in on themselves because of their overt acts.

Rich people, on the other hand, had all their dynamics in order in their previous lives. Their ability to confront enabled them to be more able in their current lifetime."

Steve Fishman, a researcher of Scientology had this to say, "Scientology justifies its being a Church for the rich by using the overt-motivator sequence to condemn the poor because of a twisted logic that they deserve to be poor because they were previously bad, and the rich deserves to be rich because they were previously good."

It seems very convenient for Tom Cruise to be able to play a Nazi effectively, after all a rich Scientologist isn't much different.

Source 1, Source 2

Only thing you should remember from the BET Award Show

2007-06-27T11:23:00.000-07:00

After seeing the BET Awards Show last night, let me be the first to nominate a re-titlement of BET to Beyonce Entertainment. One, because she's the entertainer of the decade. And two, because BET isn't even owned by black folks no more.

You can tell a swinger, if you were a swinger

2007-06-27T11:20:00.000-07:00

I hate to put this out there, because I have no source, and I never heard a rumor, I am just starting one here. Rumor is that Ashton, Demi, and Penelope are having threesomes! You know why? Because they are holding hands together! Who does that? Only Swingers.

Jenna Jameson advertising Real Doll

2007-06-27T11:19:00.000-07:00

2007-06-27T11:18:00.000-07:00

I love this girl, she is as pretty as a peach, and she isnt fat, but wearing these clothes, emphasizing the worst of her features is just plain wrong. She needs a new stylist that actually cares.

Garcelle Beauvais on the Cover of Playboy in August

2007-06-27T11:13:00.000-07:00

Get ready for another 30+ actor looking to revive her career through tits and ass. A shame, I always found her rather classy.

Wednesday's Good Celebrity Parents Day: Faith Hill vs Angelina Jolie

2007-06-27T11:09:00.000-07:00

Is this too old to be strollered around?

Is she spoiling her children with stuffed animals?