Random notes from Promises Rehab Center

• Everyone wants Zac Efron to be gay.
• Perez Hilton admits to his Secret Lover.
• Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon gave birth to twins.
• Jessica Simpson joins the View for two days. (Two Republican Dumb Blonds! This will be thrilling.)
• Lenny Kravitz hangs out with his beautiful daughter Zoe.
• Avril Lavigne won't quit yelling at those innocent kids.
• Yeeeah lists the great reasons why Lilo's engangement to LooSoo will work
• And a woman is accused of stealing a man's erections

This and other notes all available during computer time at Promises, I swear my addiction will be over soon!

Are racy pics of Rihanna and out of work white hottie even out there?

According to Page Six, Rihanna and Josh Hartnett supposedly have racy pictures of them making out. I'm doing everything I can to look for them but I can't find them!

They started seeing each other after TRL and have been hot and heavy ever since. This is boring news, and I wouldn't have posted it, but I'm just really bothered by the lack of notorious pictures.

Anyway these are the pics I could find:

The Sweater Dilemma: Choosing the Right Sweater for the New Global Warming Winter

I consider myself a person of style, but right now I have a little personal dilemma. I have no stylish sweaters. Thankfully global warming this fall made it possible for me to not need a sweater, but as winter approaches I need at least one sweater to become a part of a wardrobe.

I saw a really cute sweater at Bluefly. Bluefly sent me an email where I could somehow get a $30 discount off of an $150 order if I went through the email, if you would like the discount email, comment with your email address and I will forward you the discount.

Anyway I saw this really cute white sweater, which really symbolized who I was becoming in a style sense. Except I wasn't sure my lifestyle could pull off the white color as a primary sweater. I'm a student, I hang out with a bunch of frat guys and freshmen, on a daily basis, I take the bus, not a cab, and I am apt to get a stain once and awhile, no matter how hard I try.

So I decided to check out Macy's the store I was practically born and raised in and I saw Calvin Klein doing a rather elegant, relaxed, chic sweater in gray.

Both sweaters being well beyond my means at the moment, but I can dream of being able to afford one!

Pretty lame but now that I have found out about how much more effective pricey makeup and skincare is most of my spending money goes towards that nowadays.

JOB stands for JUST OVER BROKE

I'm in such a good mood. What a sense of relief to realize that I don't require a J-O-B, Gawker's featured "Ask Tionna" section talked about the perils of working, with so much realization and understanding of what it is I am, and certainly everyone is going through.

"What we all have to remember is JOB stands for JUST OVER BROKE."

This has certainly been the case for me the past year. It's been awhile since I have been on a career path as Tionna calls it. I need to focus on that and just quit thinking the JOB will make my life.

I have a professor this semester, who told the class about his experience at a job interview, where the interviewer was so rude and started yelling at him, saying something about how my professor is one of those people who stole his job. So my professor quietly packed his things, and the interviewer said, "I'm not done interviewing you!" My professor responded methodically, "You are done."

Then my professor left the office with dignity in tact. This and what Tionna mentioned in her feature are really true revelations on how I want to position myself in the workforce. I realize that although a job is hard to come by at times, there are tons of jobs out there to find.

Also I have to be more particular, I need to go back to the idea of career path, rather then JOB.

Who wouldn't touch Kim K, Superstar?

Everything is going wrong with the world. That politics and newsworthy has to stumble to this to allow people to cope, and this is the Kim K 'Superstar' and Pete Wentz 'Supersleaze' are back torecurring their sexual tension at Hollywood Life Style Awards.

The Hollywood Life Style Awards, which occurred on October 7, 2007, had many things happening, but only one that I am willing to report about. Pete Wentz looked truly bored of his Sugar Momma and excited to see old flame Kim K.

Kim K, although not someone to be rocked around during his faux-punkyboppers fans, she is the woman most men have some animal attraction too.

Asslee, although beautiful, its only in a Skipper Barbie kind of way. That sort of only attractive to her faux-punkybopper fans.

She seems overly possessive of Pete anyway. I bet he's suffocating. Look how she grabs his hand and makes sure they are touching. A definite sign of being needy and possessive, especially with her grabbing so close to Pete's public goods.

It must have been a relief to see old fling, Kim K, who talked to Jonathan Jaxson about her fling and has said that Wentz broke it off with Asslee and they started cozying up on March 15 at Teddy's nightclub.

So to get a glimpse of gorgeous Kim K, must have been a relief on his burdened soul! The passion from Fall Out Boy's music video might have just reignited!

More pics of Pete Wentz and others at the event: